. Sprinting from Chiang Mai to
Jerking, stopping, backing, then finally stopping a while to meditate, the Chiangmai to
The sprinter consisted of three cars, each powered by their own separate engine/automatic transmission combinations. Hooked together, they were like 3 separate trains tied tail to nose. Steering them down the track is the engineer, sitting on a stool in a closet up front.

This whole journey started while trying to find a cheap way to get to the
The first five hours will be a delightful ramble through the hills, mountains, and valleys, with little village train stations spaced between the tunnels and bridges. If you want tidy stations with synchronized clocks and boxes full of red geraniums, you will need to head to

The sprinter doesn’t stop at every station like the regular second class train. It will pick up people at about only 5 or 6 stations, and these stops are quite quick. Eventually the scattering of people aboard when leaving Chiangmai, will turn into every seat being filled by the time you get near
When starting your journey you will be given a small meal and some snacks. Look for a small container of rice with a few bits and pieces on the side. Compared to AirAsia which gives nothing, it’s not bad, but don’t expect to gain weight on the “Sprinter Diet”. You might want to grab a take out box from a local restaurant before you leave, which will give more control over your selection, quality and amount of food.
Once you leave the hills of northern Thailand, it will be rice paddy after rice paddy slipping past your window. Now you know why
Since I wanted to go to
We got off at Don Muang, walked over the highway to the airport and caught an airport bus to terminal 2 where there was a lady sitting at a little table who charged me 50 baht to be the last person packed into a commuter van whose only reason for existence was to roar back and forth between the airports. It was packed with people associated with the airlines, who obviously were pretty jaded since they all fell asleep as soon as the van started moving, swaying in unison as the van screamed around the corners and between cars on the freeway.
So I never made it all the way into











